Wow - you're seriously hilarious, and all throughout, too! Great article. Thanks for sharing. - E. Silvers

…he vending machine toys. Aerodynamic and smooth for greater ease when shooting out the birth canal. Better yet, how helpful would it be if that capsule included a set of instructions that Bluetooth directly to your brain, explaining how your particular ‘model’ of child operates?

Where Are The Instructions For Operating This Child?

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E. Silvers

Jun 7, 2024

Wow - you're seriously hilarious, and all throughout, too! Great article. Thanks for sharing.

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Self-published multi-genre author of fictional book series, screenplays, and short stories who enjoys studying religion, science, and language. | esilvers.com

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